Why did the chicken ….? (2)

Een antwoord op het kippenvraagstuk dat ons moderne mensen toch bekend moet voorkomen en velen al bijna vertrouwd in de oren zal klinken komt van Andersen Consulting:

Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chickens people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

Dat was het langste antwoord in deze reeks. Als dit je voorkomt als een onmogelijk, onzinnig antwoord dat wel iets van gekakel in het (consultancy) kippenhok wegheeft, zal ik dat niet tegenspreken. Maar ach en wee, het is toch echt de taal waar politiek, management, bureaucratie en de financiële- en de zakenwereld zich in toenemende mate en in overvloed van bedient. De taal waarin de moderne professionele mens zijn strapatsen toch wel graag en (in ieder geval ogenschijnlijk) gedegen meent te moeten onderbouwen en verantwoorden.



Dan nog maar even zo'n mooie van Doug Savage:

Tja, welke taal wil jij dan bij voorkeur spreken?