Thursday, October 24, 2013

Why did the chicken ….? (3)

Nog een paar antwoorden op deze min of meer prangende vraag: ChickenDream

Martin Luther King, jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, ``Thou shalt cross the road.'' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Oliver Stone: The question is not, “Why did the chicken cross the road?'' Rather, it is, “Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?''


Tja, deze vraag heeft blijkbaar heel wat grote denkers bezig gehouden en mogelijk tot diepere inzichten gebracht. Hier en hier nog wat van hun bevindingen rond deze intrigerende kwestie. En ook de meer exacte fysici laten zich volgens Harvard Universtity in deze kwestie niet onbetuigd.


Toegift vanaf de manifestatie Poetry Chickenational:


by Doug Savage

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